Bad Boys For Life
flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy I have had this on my mind for days someone please help I mean how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs? I'm pretty sure I've never seen a picture of a breed of dog I hadn't seen before and wondered what animal it Do you want the Big Answer or the Small Answers cos I have a feeling this is about to get intense Oooh okay are YOU gonna answer this hang on I need to get some snacks and make sure the phone is off The short answer is because they're statistically unlikely to be anything else The long question is given the extreme diversity of morphology in dogs with many subsets of dogs' bearing no visual resemblance to each other how am 1 able to intuit that they belong to the 'dog set just by The reason that this is a Good Big Question is because we are broadly used to categorising Things as related based on resemblances Then everyoneI have Fun Facts like elephants are ACTUALLY closely related to rock hyraxes!! Even though they look nothing alike!! e realized abou t genes and evolution and so on and so now we These Fun Facts are appealing because they're not intuitive So why is dog-sorting intuitive? Well because if you eliminate all the other possibilities most dogs are dogs To process Things- whether animals words situations or experiences our brains categorise the most important things about them and then compare these to our memory banks If we've experienced the same thing before- whether first-hand or through a story then we know what's happening and we proceed accordingly If the New Thing is completely New then t question marks shunts into a different track counts up all the Similar Traits and assigns it a provisional category based on its similarity to other Things We then experience the Thing exploring it further and he brain pings up a Our brain t categorises the New based on the knowledge and traits That is how humans experience the universe We do our best and we generally do it well This is the basis of stereotyping It behaviours racism some of our most challenging problems trauma helps us survive stories and sharing the ability with things that dont have it leads to some of our most whimsical creations artificial In fact one reason that humans are so wonderfully successful is that we can effectively gain knowledge from experiences without having experienced them personally! You dont have to eat all the berries to find the poisonous ones You can just remember stories and descriptions of berries and compare those to the ones you've just discovered You can benefit from memorics that aren't your own! On the other hand if you had a terribly traumatic experience involving say an eagle then your brain will try to protect you in every way possible from a similar experience If you collect too many traumatic experiences with eagles then your brain will not enjoy eagle-shapecd New Things In fact if New Things match up to too many cagle-like noise!! 。The hot Glare of the Yellow Eye CLAWS VERY BAD VERY BAD Then the brain may shunt the train of thought back into trauma and the person will actually experience the New Thing as trauma Even if the New Thing was something apparently unrelated like being generally pointy or having a hot glare This is an overly simplistic explanation of how triggers work but it's the one most accessible to people So the answer rests in how we categorise dogs and what dog means to humans Human brains associate dogs with universal categories such efour legs Mcat Eater e Soft friend An BORK BORK Anything we have previously experienced and learned as A Dog gets added to the memory bank Sometimes it brings new categories along with it So a lifetime's experience results in excellent dog-intuition And anything we experience with say a 90% match is officially a Dog Brains are super good at eliminating things too So while the concept of physical doggo-ness is pretty nebulous and has to include greyhounds and Pekingese and mastiffs we know that even if an animal LOOKS like a bear if the other categories don't match up in context bears are not usually soft friends they don't Bork Bork they don't have long tails to wag then it is statistically more likely to be a Doggo If it occupies a dog-shaped space then it is usually a dog So if you see someone dragging a fluffy whatnot along on a string you will go Mop? Unlikely-seems to be self propelled ° Alien? Unlikely-no real alien ever experienced Threat? Vastly unlikely in context Rabbit? No Rabbits hop and this appears to scurry Brains are very keen on categorising movement patterns This is why lurching zombies and bad CGl are so uncomfortable to experience brains just go INCORRECT!! That is WRONG! Without consciously knowing why Anyway very few animals move like domestic dogs! Very fluffy cat? Maybe-but not quite Shares many characteristics though! Eldritch horror? No it is obviously a soft friend of unknown type Robotic toy? Unlikely too complex and convincing animal detected!!! Thi s is a good animal!! This is pleasing!! It may be appropriate to laugh at this animal because we have just realized that it is probably a DOG!! Soft friend alive walks on leash It had a low doggo-ness quotient! and a confusing Snout but it is NOT those other Known Things and it occupies a dog-shaped space! Hahahaha!!! It is extra funny and appealing because it made us guess!! We love playing that game * PING! NEW CATEGORIES ADDED TO Doggo set mopness floof Snout And that's why most dogs are dogs You're so good at identifying dog shaped spaces that they can't be anything else! The science of identifying Good Boys Meme
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