first-mate prance @bocxtop I deleted tinder cuz one time I had a girl come over but she didn't look anything like her profile so I pretended to lose my wallet and had her help me look for it for 35 min before saying the stres of losing my wallet had killed my sex drive and she should just get an Uber home 305 PM · 17 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 1490 Retweets 379K Likes Oldest trick in the book Meme
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