factfiction emiliusthegreat Follow partybarackisinthehousetonight releases pack of dads into home depot* gobe free hotcommunist invasive species encroach on lesbian territory dreaming-shark This is a common misconception because they're such similar environments but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's At this point however both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores ailithnight A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfort- able cohabiting with Lesbians Its not really encroaching on another's territory You wouldn't say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats would you? No It's just two different species that have both evolved to live in similarthe same environment As long as they recognize each other as equals Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation Now if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a or Home Depot that's where chaos will reign Being adap far harsher and more demanding environment the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources It would be like releasing bears at a country club chequerootlurks As a former timber-harveste I feel this is potentially accurate in theory But highly improbable in actuality Lumberjacks like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store even a big box store could provide The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together This is a matter of necessity not preference and a survival technique for thriving under the Log Boss A pack of Lumberjacks if not under the environmental pressure of a Log Boss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory One on one a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian however the latter tend to travel in social packs Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people Kind of like Sasquatch Getting a pack of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss In that case they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok If it had been in the wild the incident would not have occurred Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware system They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened katy-l-wood As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores Meme

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