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F GOD HAS A PLAN FOR EVERYONE AND A FETUSISAPERSON CAN'TABORTION JUST BE THEIR PLAN if god has plan for everyone and a fetus is a person-Philosoraptor 13k like this do you? f Like Follow quickmeme now fke6l6981 followers FLike 61k 16 comments Add a comment No because that would mean that God planned a murder He wouldn't do that Reply 2 Like Follow Post July 13 at 149am DePaul University Except that one time where he planned the murder of 42 children by summoning 2 bears to maul them to death for making fun of a bald man's head in the bible 2 Kings 224 Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like? Reply Like 2 seconds ago <p><a href=httpmaruminatumblrcompost102055279335sarahseemssilly-theycallmethemoose class=tumblr_blog>marumina<a><p> <blockquote><p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpsarahseemssillytumblrcompost70316750630theycallmethemoose-everkings>sarahseemssilly<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httptheycallmethemoosetumblrcompost69967032783everkings-gildatheplant-pragtastic>theycallmethemoose<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpeverkingstumblrcompost69596081842gildatheplant-pragtastic>everkings<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpgildatheplanttumblrcompost68949267303pragtastic-fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey>gildatheplant<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httppragtastictumblrcompost68926052835fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey-leomoriat>pragtastic<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpfifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-greytumblrcompost58074260008>fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpleomoriattumblrcompost58064491424poesdaughter-or-yknow-that-thing-called>leomoriat<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httppoesdaughtertumblrcompost57985211774or-yknow-that-thing-called-passover>poesdaughter<a><p> <blockquote> <p>Or y’know that thing called “Passover”<p> <blockquote> <p>Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family and two of every animal Y’know no big deal Just millions of people<p> <blockquote> <p>90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums<p> <blockquote> <p>Are we not going to mention Jesus?<p> <blockquote> <p>Nailed it<p> <blockquote> <p>*wheeze* <p> <blockquote> <p>Oh my god<p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Nailed it<strong><em><p> <blockquote> <p>Actually God didn’t put a curse on those boys in 2 Kings 224 the guy who actually got called baldy put a curse on them<p> <p>2 Kings 223 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel As he was walking along the road some boys came out of the town and jeered at him “Get out of here baldy!” they said “Get out of here baldy!”<p> <p>2 Kings 224 - He turned around looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the L<span class=yhwh id=yui-gen141>ORD<span> Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys<p> <p>He brought the curse on them not God<p> <p>The Genesis flood was also due to worldwide widespread evil<p> <p>Genesis 65 - The L<span class=yhwh>ORD<span> saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time<p> <p>Wait a minute - so humans were only doing evil things all the time? So murder rape child abuse rampant wars etc was all going on honestly you can just kind of use your imagination to imagine just how evil they had to have been to warrant mass flooding<p> <p>These other passages in this chapter of Genesis also give some context to the situation<p> <p>Genesis 611-13<p> <p>Now <em>the earth was corrupt <em>in God’s sight and <em>was full of violence<em><p> <p>God saw how <em>corrupt the earth had become<em> for <em>all<em> the people on earth had <em>corrupted their ways<em><p> <p>So God said to Noah “I am going to put an end to all people for the earth is filled with violence because of them I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth<p> <p><br><br><p> <p>Because God is a God of love He’s not going to sit around and let people hurt each other and do evil things to each other Anyway as the story goes Noah and his family who did their best to do good in the world despite all of the corruption around them they got saved via the ark And then at the end of the story of Noah’s Ark an interesting thing happens<p> <p>Genesis 820-22 -<p> <p>&ldquoThen Noah built an altar to the L<span class=yhwh id=yui-gen117>ORD<span> and taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds he sacrificed burnt offerings on it<p> <p>"The L<span class=yhwh id=yui-gen138>ORD<span> smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart ‘Never again will I curse the ground because of humans even thought every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood And never again will I destroy all living creatures as I have done<p> <p>&lsquoAs long as the earth endures seedtime and harvest cold and heat summer and winter day and night will never cease'”<p> <p>I’m yawning majorly over here When are people going to stop attacking my faith just because they don’t know how to contextualize a piece of text? Do you seriously think no Christian has ever seriously read the Bible?<p> <blockquote> <p>EDIT Also the “children” in 2 Kings 224 were actually 42 young men<p> <blockquote><blockquote> Meme
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