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Moms, Sex, and Women: Done
 Pete, 41
 23 kilometers away Active 4 hours ago
 About Pete
 Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go
 out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if
 she shows up. And she's a drinker.
 Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'I
 place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three
 and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and
 we will consummate passionately.
 I dislike women who aren't shallow.
 A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and fit perfectly
 in the void she left.
 I'm 6foot&4inches. Those are 2 measurements.
Petes a bloody legend
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Done Pete 41 23 kilometers away Active 4 hours ago About Pete Things you need to know about me First off if we go out you're paying Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up And she's a drinker Sex isn't guaranteed after that If I'm interested I'I place my underpants on the table Fold them in three and place in your handbag Return them washed and we will consummate passionately I dislike women who aren't shallow A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left I'm 6foot&4inches Those are 2 measurements Petes a bloody legend Meme

Moms

Sex

Women

Wife

legend

table

perfume

who

fit

three

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