Dogs in Flower Crowns Smashlove So My Lil Homegirl Texted Me About This Clown Who Drove Her Home After Her Birthday Party and Wanted a Nobel Prize for Not Trying to Get an Invite Upstairs His Text to Her Friend People Like Her Don't Appreciate a Man Who Shows Her Respect and Then the Next Minute Will Be the Girl Who's Like Wow He Wasn't Just Trying to Fvck Me He Was Actually Really Nice Lol Men Imma Tell U Something That May Not Be Intuitive Y'all Ready? Listen Close She Don't Owe You SHIIIIIIIIIT 😂 Y'all Love Coming Up With These Scenarios Well She Don't Want Me God Bless Her When She Wakes Up at Age 40 Surrounded by Six Cats and No Man She'll Wish She Gave Me a Chance Let Me Tell You Three Things She Gonna Be Thinking at Age 40 1 Wow Am I Sexy 40 Looks Good! 2 Wow My Sex Drive Is Crazy at Age 40! Lemme See if Smash Is Available to Beat the Brakes Off This Lil Punani Tonight ☺️ 3 Bees Are Dying at an Alarming Rate 🤔 Lemme Tell U What She's NOT Thinking Wow Terrence Was So Kind to Me for Not Trying to Bang Me I Should Have Married Him and Had His Children I Am Now Fraught With Regret What Am I to Do 😢 She Don't Owe You SHIIIIIIIIIT 😍 Ya Get Me? Y'all Should Be Respectful to ALL Women ALL Not Some ALL What if She a Hoe Lol STOP CALLING WOMEN HOES HOWBOW DAH See? That Was a Trick Question 😘 Once U Realize No Woman Owes U Shit You'll Start to Keep It G Not Be So Damn Thirsty and Not Come to Expect Anything From Women and Watch How Your Life Changes for the Better Ya Get Me! Bless Up 🙌😂😂😂