dex ORIGINAL NOV Windex the Bean 15 726 2113 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it NOV 13 726 2113 Paint Thinner Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They Paint It Black So We Can Windex NOV 13 debthestoner rrdcooc addakax mysticalalleycat politicalcdnmama theresagooseinthemainframe 0-memento-mori-0 justaplate claydart starlitskyes frosttrix extremedistressorstellarblowjob queen-of-heck brightoncemore todayiwrotenothing gay-jesus-probably solongstarbird akamine-chan phantomofthebookstore dragonastra jasperzilla moose-shampoo if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest this is it You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean It’s called Cloud Gate and artist Anish Kapoor yes THAT Anish Kapoor hates that we call it the Bean But i mean look at it It’s a bean How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for So sometime last year ? science invented Vantablack which is the darkest possible shade of black Art world got incredibly excited But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab it’s hard to get a hold of and is extremely expensive Enter Anish Kapoor aka FuckFace McGee Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it and he’s kind of a prick about it Art world is not thrilled with that Enter Stuart Semple Stuart Semple is an artist and also makes pigments to sell in his free time Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense and Anish Kapoor’s dickery Stuart Semple makes a new pigment the brightest shade of pink ever called Pinkest Pink and puts it for sale on the internet To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor Literally to purchase you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor do not associate with him and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates Art world has a good laugh everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome and damn it we deserve something Anish Kapoor however is a penis and will not take this lying down because HOW DARE he not have literally everything Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink and being such a classy human being posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink captioned with “Up yours #pink” Everyone flips shit because Y’know Fuck that guy Especially Stuart Semple For context here Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem He’s a giant douchebag Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink and plans to strike back He does so by releasing two new products First is Diamond Dust which is a glitter made from glass so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied but glitters like a mofo It’s the most reflective glitter out there and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor And it being made of glass if you stick your finger in there it’s going to hurt quite a bit so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this asshole see what happens” Except without saying that because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy He also releases Black 20 created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide Black 20 is the answer to Vantablack Black 20 is a slightly less black black but looks functionally the same to the human eye It’s completely safe smells like cherries and costs four pounds Vantablack is highly toxic potentially explosive needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly can’t be moved across borders can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful and costs thousands of dollars Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack He is the only human being who cannot use Black 20 So I think we can guess who got the better deal And thus the feud ends Kapoor defeated …But not quite Kapoor in this entire afair has made exactly two comments to the public The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer No lawsuit has been made yet fyi The point is Kapoor is a prick and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes So one day in July 2017 he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment and starts making arrangements to have it built His neighbors are fucking pissed because this will ruin the light of their apartments They call to Semple to save them or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more Semple answers to the call and releases two new paints Phaze and Shift as always banned to Kapoor They change colours Phaze with temperature and Shift is just iridescent Shift needs to be painted over Black 20 to work and Phaze just works on its own So that’s been the art world for the last two years Basically get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor To the best of your knowledge information and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light called aptly ‘Lit’ This is from their product page Two things 1 “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post 2 I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money What a good person Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple good guy for the planet and artists fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor An older project but he also did this x oh dude hes metal as fuck Every addition to this post is better than the last Me being gay and having my blood drawn so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it Me Me Meme
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