Dear Santa Claus Foru 2 Years Ago I Asked You a Lady Ga Ga Doll and You Brought Me a Baseball Last Year I as Ked You for a Lady Ga Ga Doll Again and You Brought Me a Baseba|l Bat This Year Once Again I Am Asking You for a Lady GaGa Doll if I See Any Baseball Related Shit Under Phe Tree I Will Have No Choice but to Hunt You Down Like the Ignorant Reindeer Fucker You Are and Break Your Fat Fucking Legs Capiche? Dont Make Me Come to Your House Merry Christmas! Love Tommy