cupcakeshakesnake thesouthernjedi roachpatrol ghostymcspooky soloontherocks notanotherreyloblog thebaconsandwichofregret azumariko he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse rough irritating and gets everywhere i d o n t l i k e s a n d okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader kenobi’s on tattooine he’s obviously on tattooine he’s been there for years he’s just right fucking there we all know it’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune like ‘no i don’t like that try again’ kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard he doesn’t need to hide jack shit he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino ‘he’s on tattooine’ palpatine says ‘nuh uh’ vader says and peers under a couch peers under a couch This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while Meme
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