awful-brew xxfangirlanonymousxx saxifraga-x-urbium baneismydragon celticpyro Now I want to get married just so I can do this If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them because- A I know how expensive that nonsense is B I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy” Do you even have to be getting married Are they gonna check Damn it sure is “we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend” Meme
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