Autumn Today 11 38 AM Sorry I'm not really looking for a relationship but I saw your name and really wanted to use this pickup line You can call me Winter because I wont come until Autumn is finished Alright you can unmatch me now LOL thanks for that The pleasure is all mine well I guess that pickup line says the opposite but you get the general idea As long as it at least made you're day little better too it was worth it Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop your name & pic It was rly that impressive Yeah that's fine Word My Tinder game definitely peaked there It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn joke I've ever heard My friend commented ironic bc Washington just completely skipped autumn this year Imfao I said yeah story of my fuckin life I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you ee come twice Damn look at you You're on a roll What can I say you bring out the colors in me Autumn Oh my god I'd rather you bring them out in me Well there's a chance Autumn might come early for next year I think that's all I got I've heard the anticipation is the best part though Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me Hey now get too cocky here I just like pickup lines I had to switch to fall for that one Feel like an idiot That was too clever even for me It's alright I'll leaf quietly I'm in disbeleaf Damn I can't think of anything else I'm trying Well this went better than I thought it would actually I thought you would have autumnatically unmatched me АННН LMAO Don't trees me like that Whew what a re-leaf There's no season for you to be acting this way Yeah I'm burnt out autumnatically That was a pretty damn good one This has probably been greatest match I've ever gotten I gotta say I agree Mind if I post this on the internet for internet points? Do it I did If I could send you screenshots of people's reactions I totally would Update It’s that time of year Meme










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