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AustraliaGuy 163 points · 5 years ago I have a daughter and a son and I tell them their mother died soon after they were born She actually died giving birth to them but I couldn't ever tell them that I was a mess at the time and my last words to my wife were angry I never got to tell her that I loved her My daughter was adopted by a well off family involved with the government while my son was adopted by my brother and his wife All the time that they spent growing up they never knew me and I never got to know them Only recently did I meet my daughter again after she had gotten herself into some political trouble Soon after I met my adult son for the first time It didn't quite go as planned I accidentally cut his arm off then asked him to join me in galactic dominion He said no then jumped out to his apparent death Ungrateful bastard Reply Share Save Edit Meme
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