A student emails his professor while drunk The results are amazing 1025 AM ooo AT&T 1018 AM AT&T Inbox 67 A V K Sent Patrick mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night I will Just letting u kno that ura motherfuckn extend your paper deadline to Wednesday g and I'm sorry that urbald Lol at 1159 PM It must be submitted to turnitincom If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper Also I just needed to ask ufor an extension on my paper I'm really fucked appreciate your concern for my bald rn and will b sick af tomorrow head My wife likes it and I don't get paid enough to get hair implants Keep slayin boi and forgot to do school loop again On a side note What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a Love u and cu Monday bottle of whatever you had soldon't have Good fuckn yard to remember what you said Patrick Davidson Good yard Sent from my iPhone Mr Martin Meme
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