50 Things That l'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1 I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are covered in bees 2 If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 3 Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology 4 I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name is not a challenge 5 I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger 6I will not go to class skyclad 7 The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 8 I will not use Umbridge's quill to write I tolod you I was hardcore 9 I will stop referring to showering as giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful 10 Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable Polishing my wand in the common room is not 11 No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class 12 House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 13 Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky not a clever money- making concept 14 I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape it todays project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant 15 Adding the name Bueller to Professor 16 Springtime for Voldemort is not an 17 Seamus Finnegan is not after me Lucky 18 I will not refer to the Weasley twins as Binns' roster is not funny acceptable suggestion for the class play Charms bookends 19 I will not refer to the Patil twins as bookends 20 The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy not Rocky Horror 21 It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that Once you go Black you never go back 22I will not call Lucius Malfoy Jareth 23 I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 24 I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as Kitchen Stadium 25 I will not tell Ron and Hermione to Get a room whenever they start to fight Meme

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Arts

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making

kitchen

professor snape

room

lucky

possible

magic eight ball

acceptable

moaning myrtle

imitate

asleep

seamus

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magical

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divination

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