410 e G-11 38% 826 PM Today 1038 AM My three favorite things are eating dogs and not using commas Clearly I need an English teacher in my life Today 305 PM The best one of those was- Let's eat Gramma! VS Let's eat Gramma! Today 640 PM Oh I remember being taught a different version of that one in grade school I think it went something like Let's eat out You're clever Like that was actually really good Today 703 PM Good enough to get your number? I feel like we're 50% there Wo-oah I'm livin' on a prayer 54% Oh man tough crowd Ifelt like your percentage was increasing too fast Don't worry I'm never in a rush Would you hold on to something while I take a walk though? A dog?! My hand We'll make it I swear That was slick 5 points for gryffindor I feel like that was worth exactly 15% towards the running total Ok I'll say 65% Would you rather be sexually attracted to fish or always have Cheetos dust on your fingers? Am I attracted to all fish now or just the cute ones like normal? Also I think you forgot the extra 4% earned l said I'll give you the extra points to make it 65% total Compromise man All fish and only fish Like you are only aroused by fish That's fine with me you're quite the catch and I seem to have you on the hook Getting closer 75% I'm glad that I'm reeling you in Today 825 PM You can earn the rest of the percentage later l suppose GIF ype a message Is this what peaking feels like? Meme

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