2%日 1056 PM AT&T News Feed 17 hours ago Seriously?? So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food While in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog Why else would I be buying dog food RIGHT???So on impulse I told her that no I didn't have a dog I'm starting the dog food diet again I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both armsI told her that it was essentially a perfect diet All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I am going to try it again I should add that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my storyHorrified this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me I told her no I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard Like Share Call 911! Meme
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