18 0256 ll Thread James Dator @James 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 192K 543K James Dator @James 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001 He was working on the Matrix series at the time It's a quiet Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies 6 C t524 8415 James Dator @James 17 May I'm working the box office bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet A full ass weird equestrian looking helmet It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for From Hell the Johnny Depp movie I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8595 t439 James Dator @James 17 May I don't work here Keanu says Seemingly confused by my offer I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8300 t 410 James Dator @James 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office I assume it's my manager It's Keanu 94 t 409 8297 17 May I realized you probably wanted my autograph he says So I signed this He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 138K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot 1921 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2750 Retweets 606K Likes awesomacious Sweet Keanu Meme

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