@1°29%D Verizon ? 916 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 52519 Love the puppy what will it take for me to pet himher? Today 914 PM Well you have a couple of options it depends on the what level package of pets you're looking for Bronze package Includes being in the general vicinity of Lillypad possible look over and occasional sniff in the air towards your direction el will make her happy so you can see her tail wag Cost a cup of coffee and awkward conversation Gold package Includes you will get it exactly 10 pets belly rubs exclude possible licks on the hand will be able to tell her exactly once that she is a good girl Cost two glasses of wine and fun conversation Platinum package unlimited pets and belly rubs demonstration of all available tricks including but not limited to speak whisper -peekaboo -shake -high five -fist bump -tell me a secret full face kisses if that's what you wish Cost being my emotional support date through Aladdin while I question why this god forsaken movie ever had to be made but tearing up slightly cause I miss Robin Williams Terms and conditions apply Side affects include seeing will smith try his very best dog slobber and falling in love with either owner or just dog Don't operate vehicles or heavy machinery while giving puppy pets Please pet responsibly Sent Send Type a message Sometimes I have fun Meme
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